Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
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Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
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Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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