She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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