I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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