my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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