is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
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I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
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I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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