I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
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He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
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You need a sexual gate keeper
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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