I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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