Your face is a jimmy john
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
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I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
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Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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