I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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