theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
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She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
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Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
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