Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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