Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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