im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
Randomize
