dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
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$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
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Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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