You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Randomize
