I want to have your abortion
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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