K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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