okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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