just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
You had me at "let me see your balls"
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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