Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
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I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
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I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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