there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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