we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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