Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
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I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
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He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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