Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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