Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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