Me. At least after what I've been through.
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
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My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
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So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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