hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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