Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
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