Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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