Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
...
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Randomize
