I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
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Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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