Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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