It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
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i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
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I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
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