My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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