some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
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