She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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