Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
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i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
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I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Randomize