His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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