it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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