yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
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Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
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When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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