I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
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