the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
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She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
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Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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