can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i just google imaged poop.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
She told me I should be a condom model.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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