i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Randomize