singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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