Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Randomize
