What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
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She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
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Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
My bed is full of blood and feathers
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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