it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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