you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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