i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
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