Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
Randomize
