so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
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Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
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He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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