Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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