You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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