Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
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well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
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You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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