Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
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no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
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Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
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