Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
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Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
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He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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