When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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