Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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