She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
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