sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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